pretty sure God doesn't want us to be 20 hrs apart
So he's freezing you out. Therefore, if any of you friends and family want to re-evaluate your "northerner" status feel free to take a look out your window, at all of that snow, and remember...it doesn't have to be like that. Haha. There are places in the world that are warm year round. And green. And sunny. And not depressing.
Oh, and we can go outside for more than 6 seconds.
But seriously. Consider this an invitation.
Hope you all stay safe and warm. Negative 40 degree windchill is just ridiculous. Be careful. And definitely don't go outside.